1. Height:
   Centimeters
   Feet Inches
2. You are studying/have studied engineering, law, or medicine.
3. You graduated with a degree in engineering, law, or medicine.
4. Asian parents think your degree is a waste of time.
5. IQ Score.
   IQ Score Meanings from this site:
   • Over 140 - Genius or near genius
   • 120 - 140 - Very superior intelligence
   • 110 - 119 - Superior intelligence
   • 90 - 109 - Normal or average intelligence
   • 80 - 89 - Dullness
   • 70 - 79 - Borderline deficiency
   • Under 70 - Definite feeble-mindedness
6. You have a 6 figure salary.
7. Jobless and not a student.
8. Aren't a student, aren't jobless, but your job is min wage / retail / hourly type that asian parents would "aiya" at.
9. If you have, or graduated with, 3.9 GPA or above.
10. If you dropped out of school.
11. Number of instruments you are trained classically in.
12. If you were first chair of your symphony at some point. Solo instruments, if you've won any competitions post-middle school for the instrument.
13. Varsity or college sports.
14. Number of languages you can speak fluently besides english.
15. Not fluent in english.
16. Languages you know but are not fluent in.
17. English is the only language you know.
18. You are a church-going christian boi.
19. You are ripped.
20. Can dance/sing like a kpop oppa.
21. Have naturally perfect vision.
22. Number of tattoos that you have.
23. Dress like a fuckboi.
24. Have over 10K instagram followers.
25. If you can be considered a prominent figure in the local asian community.
26. If you can't figure out what number goes in the blank without looking it up: 3.14159265_ .
27. Are racist against other asian cultures.
28. If you really sat here for 10 minutes and scored yourself when you could have been studying/practicing/working out.

Note from Original Poster:

Oh heck lmao my notification. Disclaimer: this is a parody of SAD standards are sad for laughs. If you’re mad at this come scream at me on instagram I don’t mind @1ly_away