Subtle Asian Dating Score

Hey guys! Heard of the SAT score? Now here we have the SAD score. The SAD score measures how much the average asian mother would approve of you as their child’s significant other.

Quiz Version 2. Version 1 can be found here:

Credit to Ev Erest Xu for scoring system.
Instagram: @1ly_away

  1. Height:
    Centimeters
    Feet Inches
  2. STEM, law, or medicine major.
  3. Graduated.
  4. Masters in progress or received.
  5. PhD in progress or received.
  6. Asian parents think your degree is a waste of time.
  7. IQ score or estimate.
    IQ Score Meanings from this site:
  8. Salary is over 80k.
  9. Salary is over 100k.
  10. Salary is over 200k.
  11. Jobless and not a student.
  12. Aren't a student, aren't jobless, but your job is min wage / retail / hourly type that asian parents would "aiya" at.
  13. If you have, or graduated with, 3.9 GPA or above.
  14. If you dropped out of school.
  15. Number of instruments you are trained classically in.
  16. If you were first chair of your symphony at some point. Solo instruments, if you've won any competitions post-middle school for the instrument.
  17. Varsity or college sports.
  18. Number of languages you can speak fluently besides english.
  19. Not fluent in english.
  20. Languages you know but are not fluent in.
  21. English is the only language you know.
  22. You are a church-going christian boi.
  23. You are ripped.
  24. Can dance/sing like a kpop oppa.
  25. Have naturally perfect vision.
  26. Number of tattoos that you have.
  27. Dress like a fuckboi.
  28. Have over 10K instagram followers.
  29. If you can be considered a prominent figure in the local asian community.
  30. If you can't figure out what number goes in the blank without looking it up: 3.14159265_ .
  31. Are racist against other asian cultures.
  32. You always offer to pay for dates.
  33. You feel salty about paying for all dates.
  34. You will let the girl pay for anything she wants to pay for.
  35. Above plat rank in League.
  36. Rate own attractiveness from 1-10 realistically.
  37. If you really sat here for 10 minutes and scored yourself when you could have been studying/practicing/working out.

Note from Original Poster:

Oh heck lmao my notification. Disclaimer: this is a parody of SAD standards are sad for laughs. If you’re mad at this come scream at me on instagram I don’t mind @1ly_away

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